Pookie parties like a rockstar. (Taken with Instagram) View high resolution

Pookie parties like a rockstar. (Taken with Instagram)

This bird and I do NOT get along. He but me twice and I seriously thought about biting him back. (Taken with Instagram) View high resolution

This bird and I do NOT get along. He but me twice and I seriously thought about biting him back. (Taken with Instagram)

Hello. (Taken with Instagram) View high resolution

Hello. (Taken with Instagram)

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arguewithatree: This exists. I need it.

arguewithatree:

This exists. I need it.

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Amazing quote

Amazing quote

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dylans-hoebrien:

when my child is born i expect the doctor to lift my baby up and sing the circle of life

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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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